I’m looking for this item

The internet is supposedly an invaluable source of information. A powerful research tool. A world of information at your fingertips. Anything you seek can be found. 

So why can’t I find a pocket comb embossed with an upwards-turned thumb and the words “The Fonz”? 

Nic had one back in middle school, and I hoped to replace it for his birthday this year. We go back a long way, and finding exciting gifts gets harder and harder. If you, or anyone you know, owns a pocket comb with “The Fonz” embossed on the handle, or know where to find one, please respond below. I am willing to pay a large percentage of my considerable fortune ($30) to acquire this treasure.  

I was able to locate a Farrah Fawcett red swimsuit poster (the turkey is done-wink wink), a Cheryl Tiegs fishnet swimsuit poster, a “Pinball Wizard” blacklight poster, and a “Nanu Nanu” t-shirt, but the comb, sadly, eludes me. 

If you see Nic, please don’t let him know I’m looking for one. I’d hate to spoil the surprise. I’m 100% sure he won’t be reading this, so that won’t be a problem.